Stephen Colbert opened Monday’s inauguration day edition of CBS’ “The Late Show” by giving us permission to live by “airport rules” for the next four years: “Calories don’t count, and it’s perfectly reasonable to have a vodka tonic at 8 a.

Stephen Colbert opened Monday’s (January 27) episode of The Late Show by recapping the past week, which he said “felt like 10 years,” and came to realize many of the biggest MAGA supporters appear to have “daddy” issues.

"This firing is probably, and I hope you're sitting down, illegal," Colbert says during Tuesday's "The Late Show"